How about instead of a random anon getting his trachea crushed by robo-DM, have the old guard struggling to fight DM, with SGG coming in as /b/lackup?
Tory and probably other critics have described anon as a kind of army that just turned up and started kicking ass while they'd been fighting one on one with the CoS for ages. We could use this comic to tell that story, except it's a giant meme-mecha instead of an army, or both like on the cover.